Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 7:00 PM UTC

Sunday, June 28, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Our Lives? Cute.
Original: Writer Ian Bogost says ‘The Small Stuff’ can help us reclaim our lives from dematerialization
TechCrunch 4h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Gravity: Still winning.
Original: Eleven killed after plane carrying skydivers crashes in eastern France
BBC World 3h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Hollywood’s Got Another Epic to Milk.
Original: Oscar Predictions: Best Picture — First Look Shows Studios Could Roar Back With ‘Dune: Part Three,’ ‘The Odyssey,’ ‘Digger’ and More
Variety 4h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories