Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 AM UTC

Sunday, June 28, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Oklahoma Cop Gets ICE Dream Job.
Original: Trump says he is nominating former Oklahoma state trooper Lance Schroyer as ICE director
PBS NewsHour Politics 11h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

Nostalgia Now Costs Extra.
Original: Teenage Engineering adds lo-fi mode, USB audio, and more to its KO II sampler
The Verge 11h ago
Space Data? Sure, Jan.
Original: SoftBank’s CEO isn’t the only one with questions about Elon Musk’s orbital data center hype
TechCrunch 12h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Lopez Still Performing, Somehow.
Original: Jennifer Lopez Makes Surprise Appearance at Prime Video’s Obsessed Fest to Intro ‘Off Campus’ Panel
Hollywood Reporter 6h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories