Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 PM UTC

Saturday, June 27, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Summer’s Here: Enjoy the Apocalypse.
Original: Europe heatwave live: drought fears in Italy, records broken in Slovakia and Denmark, and 700 flights delayed in England
The Guardian World 2h ago
Home Sweet Debt Prison.
Original: ‘I’m missing out’: the cash-strapped UK university students forced to live at home
The Guardian World 3h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Kids Love Trees: Predictable.
Original: Annecy Young Audience Award Winner ‘Into the Forest’ Finds Freedom Through Imagination
Variety 3h ago
Pinocchio Got a Makeover—Now He’s Monstrously Fun.
Original: ‘Pinocchio Unstrung’ Sees Wooden Doll Covered in Flesh and Blood as Director Rhys Frake-Waterfield Teases ‘Kooky, Crazy and Fun’ ‘Avengers’-Style ‘Poohniverse: Monsters Assemble’
Variety 4h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories