Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 3:00 AM UTC

Saturday, June 27, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Daddy Daycare Drama.
Original: Pete Buttigieg and his kids subject to CPS, police investigation after false report
NPR Politics 5h ago
He Expects Applause.
Original: Trump's demands for loyalty are causing friction
NPR Politics 8h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

AI Doctors Now Rationing RAM.
Original: Healthcare AI Leaders Are Rapidly Trying To Outmaneuver Skyrocketing Memory And GPU Costs
Forbes Business 5h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Larry David: Still Hustling, Apparently.
Original: ‘Life, Larry’ Director Jeff Schaffer on Obama’s Notes and Why Larry David Will Never Retire: ‘He’s Like a Prostitute Who Has Sex When He’s Not Working’
Variety 4h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories