Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 8:00 PM UTC

Friday, June 26, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

God’s Favorite Showman.
Original: WATCH: Trump speaks at Faith and Freedom Coalition Policy Conference
PBS NewsHour Politics 4h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

Planned Obsolescence: A Steal!
Original: These are the best deals you can still get on MacBooks before Apple’s price hike kicks in
The Verge 2h ago

World ★ 5 stories

America First: Now With Extra Taxes.
Original: Trump again threatens 100% tariffs against any country imposing digital services tax on US firms – live
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Family Ties, Mortgage Woes.
Original: A relative offered me a $25,000 loan, but wants a lien on my house. Are they taking advantage of me?
MarketWatch 3h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Guilt Gets a Greenlight.
Original: ‘Culpables’ and ‘My Fault’ Author Mercedes Ron Signs First-Look Deal With Amazon MGM
Variety 2h ago
Manhood Pilgrimage: Just What We Needed.
Original: ‘Border’ Meets ‘Stand by Me’ in ‘Fränk,’ a Coming of Age for the Manosphere Era by ‘Tenet’ Assistant Director Tõnis Pill
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories