Original: Supreme Court's ruling to end protections for Haitian, Syrian immigrants could have broader impact
ABC News Politics
4h ago
Edition · 8:00 AM UTC
Friday, June 26, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Vance, an admirer of Richard Nixon, says Watergate would be 'a 12-hour news story' today
ABC News Politics
4h ago
Original: Judge blocks Trump plan that would limit graduate student loans in nursing and other fields
ABC News Politics
4h ago
Original: UN agency pauses evacuation of ships through the Strait of Hormuz after attack on vessel
NPR Politics
5h ago
Original: WATCH: Stephen Miller says 'America's doors are closed fully to asylum seekers' after Supreme Court rulings
PBS NewsHour Politics
11h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: The 28 Best Prime Day Deals Under $100 in 2026
Wired
3h ago
Original: Get Up to 36% Off With the Best Prime Day Kindle Deals (2026): Paperwhite, Colorsoft, Kids
Wired
3h ago
Original: Best Prime Day Vacuum Deals Offer Up to 42% Off (2026): Shark, Dyson, Bissell
Wired
3h ago
Original: 19 Best Prime Day Apple Deals Up to 30% Off: iPad, Apple Watch, Mac, and More
Wired
3h ago
Original: I Found the Very Best Prime Day Laptop Deals onMacBooks and More (2026)
Wired
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Cambridge hospital staff investigated over accessing records of boy in crocodile attack
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Red warning for south-east England after record June heat; 55 people have drowned in France – Europe heatwave live
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Park to protect 12,000 koalas to go ahead via contentious carbon credit deal by Albanese government
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Socceroos fans celebrate at city sites – as it happened
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Iran war day 119: Israel hits Lebanon as IAEA says it will return to Iran
Al Jazeera
3h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Booked Off—Why Literary Travel Is Surging In 2026
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: CORTIS Joins Janet Jackson And Mark Ronson At Singapore F1 Grand Prix
Forbes Business
5h ago
Original: The Wall Street equivalent of roster-cut day happens Friday. It’ll be one of the biggest volume days of the year.
MarketWatch
6h ago
Original: Legal Tech Needs To Change Now
Forbes Business
6h ago
Original: Supreme Court Leaves IRS Free To Chase Taxpayers Forever Over Preparer Fraud
Forbes Business
8h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Bouchra’ Review: Animated Memoir Explores Diasporic Queer Identity and the Fraught Bonds Between Mothers and Daughters
Variety
3h ago
Original: S.S. Rajamouli Says ‘Varanasi’ Imax Action Done, Interconnecting Scenes Remain and ‘Baahubali’ Belongs in Animation (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
3h ago
Original: Peacock’s Horror Thriller ‘Strung’ Falters on Scares and Devolves Into Comedic, Campy Chaos: Review
Variety
4h ago
Original: Bienvenue à ‘Paris Paris,’ a Poetic Exploration of Home and Displacement (Exclusive Trailer)
Hollywood Reporter
4h ago
Original: David Boreanaz, Former ‘SEAL Team,’ ‘Bones’ and ‘Angel’ Star, to Keynote Italian Global Series (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
5h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: How not to be a tennis parent
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Pulisic subs on as Türkiye beats U.S. on last kick...
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Tempo's Mabrey ties WNBA record with 53 points
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Final Four MOP Cadeau plans to stay at Michigan
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Clippers draftee Ngoy opts for Auburn next season
ESPN
3h ago