Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 12:00 AM UTC

Friday, June 26, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Miller Declares Victory; Hope Dies.
Original: WATCH: Stephen Miller says 'America's doors are closed fully to asylum seekers' after Supreme Court rulings
PBS NewsHour Politics 2h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Freedom? Karl Stefanovic Just Found a Mic.
Original: Australia news live: Karl Stefanovic says his podcast is ‘about freedom of speech’ after Nine announces his immediate departure
The Guardian World 2h ago
Justice? More Like a Trump Card.
Original: Supreme court hands Trump administration big win with rulings on key immigration cases – live
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Artistic Vision: Fewer Dunes, More Tears.
Original: ‘Avatar: The Last Airbender’ Bosses on Cutting Sandbending, ‘The Drill’ Episode and Other Season 2 Changes: ‘There’s Only So Much We Can Fit’
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories