Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 8:00 PM UTC

Thursday, June 25, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Venezuela: Another Tuesday.
Original: Venezuela earthquakes: ‘intensive’ search for survivors as death toll rises to 188 – latest updates
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Hollywood Finally Safe to Make Movies Again.
Original: Seth Rogen Is Ready to Direct a Movie Again After ‘The Interview’ Made Him “Gun-Shy” For Years: “We’re Not the Biggest Problem Anymore”
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago
Exploiting Fear: Now Streaming.
Original: HorrorHound Launches Genre Streaming Service; Festival Hit ‘The Babysitter Murders: Timing’s Off’ Among First Titles (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories