Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 4:00 PM UTC

Thursday, June 25, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Forever Fast and in Charge.
Original: Term limits removed for president of auto racing governing body the FIA
ABC News Politics 3h ago
Welcome back, deportations.
Original: Supreme Court clears way for Trump administration to revive restrictive immigration policy
PBS NewsHour Politics 3h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Europe: Briefly Cooler Than a Corpse.
Original: Extreme heat grips Europe as UK hits new June record, France shuts down nuclear reactors and deaths rise across continent – live
The Guardian World 3h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Family Ties, Crippling Debt.
Original: A relative offered me a $25,000 home loan secured by a lien that must be repaid within a year. Is that fair?
MarketWatch 3h ago
Table Scarred, Friendship Possibly Too.
Original: My houseguest left heat marks all over my table. I didn’t notice them until she was gone. Do I ask her to pay to remove them?
MarketWatch 3h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Grief is a commodity now.
Original: ‘Coffin Confessor’ TV Series in the Works at Fifth Season, Based on True Story of Man Paid to Crash Funerals and Reveal Secrets of the Dead (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety 3h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories