Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 4:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, June 24, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

AI Cat Denies Being Herself.
Original: Doja Cat ‘Really Disappointed’ Fans Thought AI Songs Were Leaks: ‘None of It Is Me’
Rolling Stone 2h ago
Fame’s Over. Now What?
Original: Lykke Li Wants to ‘Unsubscribe’ From the Music Industry’s Status Quo
Rolling Stone 2h ago
Fake Scholars, Real Marketing.
Original: Inside Kyle University, the Manosphere-Baiting Parody That’s Amassed 30 Million Views (And Is Actually a Covert Movie Campaign)
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories