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Edition · 11:00 AM UTC

Wednesday, June 24, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Trump to Oil: Hold My Beer.
Original: Trump Threatens Price Gouging Probe Against Oil Companies As Gas Prices Remain Above $3.90
Forbes Business 2h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Romance Is Dead, But Merch Isn’t.
Original: Taylor Swift Sings ‘Love Story’ With Lainey Wilson in Surprise Performance at Travis Kelce’s Tight End University
Variety 2h ago
Another Batman. Wonderful.
Original: ’Batman: Knightfall,’ Starring Anson Mount and Michael Mando, Premieres to Thunderous Applause at Annecy
Variety 3h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories