Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 5:00 AM UTC

Wednesday, June 24, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Dynasty Still Running? Shocking.
Original: In New York primaries, progressives make inroads on establishment, and a Kennedy scion seeks office
ABC News Politics 5h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

SNL: Still Mining Trauma for Laughs.
Original: Leslie Jones Says It Was ‘Frustrating’ That ‘SNL’ Writers Always Typecast Her as the ‘Girl That Was Angry and Beating Up People’
Variety 2h ago
Larry David: Even Shame Has Standards Now.
Original: Larry David on Barack Obama’s ‘Perfect’ Comedic Timing in New HBO Show and Donald Trump’s White House UFC Fight: ‘I Was Embarrassed to Be an American’
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories