Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 2:00 AM UTC

Wednesday, June 24, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Dow Jones: Now With More Ads.
Original: Alphabet’s stock is set to join the Dow, pivoting index’s industrial roots toward tech
MarketWatch 3h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

AI Family: Just What We Needed.
Original: ‘Sheep in the Box’: Neon Drops First Trailer for Hirokazu Koreeda’s AI Family Drama
Hollywood Reporter 2h ago
Freedom Anthem Sung by Woman Who Knows Things.
Original: Alexis Wilkins, Kash Patel’s Country-Singer Girlfriend, Gets Booked for Freedom 250 Event in D.C., Rebuts ‘Sham Accusations’: ‘I Was Invited to Sing This Anthem on My Own Accord’
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories