Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 8:00 PM UTC

Tuesday, June 23, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Hair Today, Rights Gone.
Original: Supreme Court says Rastafarian can’t sue prison officials over shorn dreadlocks
Washington Post Politics 1h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Mouse Can’t Have Everything.
Original: Disney Failed to Buy James Bond Franchise, Walked Away From Owning Twitter Hours Before the Deal Closed and Held Apple Merger Talks
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories

Legacy Schmegacy.
Original: Who makes the Hockey Hall of Fame in 2027? Ranking...
ESPN 1h ago