Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 12:00 PM UTC

Tuesday, June 23, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Power Hungry? They All Are.
Original: Starmer ally calls for ‘swift transition’ of power to Burnham as Carns and Jones decline to rule out leadership bids – UK politics live
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Nostalgia’s Back: Still No Cure for Aging.
Original: Stephen Chow Makes His Return to the Sport With ‘Kung Fu Soccer,’ Closing International Rights Deal More Than Two Decades After ‘Shaolin Soccer’
Variety 1h ago
Missing People Are Now Just Entertainment.
Original: Alex and Diego Barragán Discuss Crafting Genre-Bending ‘Jardines del Bosque,’ About Mexico’s Disappeared: ‘Far More Frightening Than Any Horror Story’
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories