Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 PM UTC

Monday, June 22, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Democracy: Now With Extra Steps.
Original: Georgia Democrats blast requirement to recount votes by hand in bill that would keep ballot QR codes
ABC News Politics 3h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

AI Arms Race: Everyone Loses.
Original: Big Tech has split into two artificial-intelligence camps — but the smart money isn’t chasing the next OpenAI
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Love Shaped Album? Sure, Jan.
Original: Ryan Beatty on How Finding Happiness in Love Shaped His New Album ‘Sweet Fortune’: ‘This Record Has a Really Big Heart to It’
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories