Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 2:00 PM UTC

Monday, June 22, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Democracy's a Suggestion Now.
Original: Supreme Court allows a ruling that ends a tool to protect minority voters in 7 states
NPR Politics 1h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Power moves, then prison showers.
Original: ‘Incomprehensible’: disbelief after Jeffrey Donaldson found guilty of historical sex charges
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories