Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 10:00 AM UTC

Monday, June 22, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

God Demands XLOV Merch.
Original: XLOV Nearly Triples Best Sales Week With ‘I,God’ Before U.S. Fanmeetings
Forbes Business 3h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories

Pay Them More.
Original: How do you stop Messi, Mbappe, Haaland and Kane?
BBC Sport 3h ago