Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 5:00 AM UTC

Monday, June 22, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Birds Flu, Politicians Lie: Par for the Course.
Original: Australia politics live: second bird tests positive for H5N1 bird flu; Chalmers calls Coalition ‘deliberately disingenuous’ on CGT in question time
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Hollywood Demands You Forget They Made It.
Original: ‘The Vampire Lestat:’ Star Sam Reid, Creator On Staging Their Favorite Song of the Season and Then Getting the ‘F— Out of the Way’
Variety 4h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories