Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 AM UTC

Monday, June 22, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Politician Wonders If Reality Is a Joke.
Original: Australia politics live: Tim Wilson says it’s ‘silly’ to ask if house prices should go up or down amid debate over property tax reform
The Guardian World 2h ago
Colombia Got What It Paid For.
Original: Far-right millionaire Abelardo de la Espriella wins Colombia’s presidential runoff
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Teenage Angst Sells. Shocking.
Original: Olivia Rodrigo Earns Third Consecutive No. 1 on Albums Chart With ‘You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl So in Love’
Variety 7h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories