Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 AM UTC

Thursday, June 18, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Democracy: A Spectator Sport.
Original: Polls open in historic byelection in Makerfield that could determine Keir Starmer’s future – UK politics live
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

$4 Gas: A Triumph of Optics.
Original: Gasoline prices just fell below $4 per gallon — by the smallest possible amount
MarketWatch 2h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Kids Love Demons Now. Shocking.
Original: Banijay Kids & Family Picks up Heavy Metal Satire ‘Belzebubs,’ Announces Voice Cast and Shares First Clip: ‘Exceptional Series with a Pulsing Dark Heart’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety 3h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories