Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 7:00 AM UTC

Thursday, June 18, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Diplomacy: Now With Extra Chaos.
Original: Trump signs and defends his Iran deal, criticizes longtime ally Israel as G-7 ends
Washington Post Politics 11h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Radio Rivalry: Someone Still Gets a Toy.
Original: Australia news live: Jackie O pursues claim against Kiis FM after Kyle Sandilands settles; Rinehart presents Hanson with toy bulldozer
The Guardian World 3h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Kids Now Hunting Demons. Cool.
Original: Mattel’s ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Demon Jinu Doll Picked By Fans Coming To Pre-Sale
Forbes Business 7h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Books? Now *that’s* a franchise.
Original: Spain’s Book Business Eyes Global Screen Boom as Fernando Benzo Touts Literature as ‘Safe IP’: ‘Our Petrol Is the Language’
Variety 5h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories