Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 10:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, June 17, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Georgia GOP: Peak Performance Art.
Original: Georgia Republicans choose Collins for Senate and Jackson for governor, a mixed result for Trump
PBS NewsHour Politics 13h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

Art Now Requires a Mortgage
Original: VSCO launches Studio Pro mobile photo editing app and plans $500 per year subscription
The Verge 13h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Senator’s Regret: Loyalty Has a Shelf Life.
Original: ‘Regrettable’: Republican senator breaks with Trump after president delays Jay Clayton’s nomination for intelligence director – live
The Guardian World 12h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Escape Plan: Fees Apply.
Original: Want to renounce your U.S. citizenship? Here’s what it could cost you.
MarketWatch 12h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories