Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 AM UTC

Wednesday, June 17, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Georgia Chooses Chaos.
Original: Rick Jackson wins Republican nomination for governor in Georgia
ABC News Politics 1d ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Hanson’s Daughter: A National Security Threat?
Original: Australia news live: ‘Honestly you never give up’ – Pauline Hanson again threatens to ban Guardian after question about daughter at National Press Club
The Guardian World 1d ago
Ignorance Is Bliss, Until It Kills.
Original: Woman says she ‘didn’t understand mental health’ before daughter experiencing acute psychosis killed another child
The Guardian World 1d ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Awards Exist, Apparently.
Original: ‘Empathie’ Wins Grand Jury Prize, ‘The Pitt’ Named Best Drama at Banff World Media Festival
Hollywood Reporter 1d ago

Sports ★ 5 stories