Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 3:00 PM UTC

Sunday, June 14, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Another Lawyer, Another Fine.
Original: Trump taps James M. McDonald as U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York
PBS NewsHour Politics 18h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Threats and Peace: A Middle Eastern Special.
Original: Middle East crisis live: Iran army official says Beirut attack will not go ‘unanswered’ after Trump says peace deal will be signed today
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Golden Years, Golden Fleece.
Original: We thought we found the perfect luxury retirement community, but it’s millions of dollars in debt. Are we trapped?
MarketWatch 2h ago
Retiring? Just rob yourself again.
Original: ‘This would be a one-time event’: How can I take extra money from my 401(k) without triggering higher Medicare premiums?
MarketWatch 3h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories