Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 12:00 PM UTC

Sunday, June 14, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Another Lawyer, Another Fine.
Original: Trump taps James M. McDonald as U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York
PBS NewsHour Politics 14h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Love is blind. Also, asset-rich.
Original: I’m 60, retired with $3 million. My fiancée, 55, only has $1 million and plans to keep working. Are we compatible?
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Another Room? How Original.
Original: Virginia Woolf Inspires Yan Siyu’s Shanghai Project ‘Outside the Room of My Own’
Variety 4h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories