Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 10:00 PM UTC

Friday, June 12, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Google Sues Thieves. Shocking.
Original: Chinese cybercrime operation that used AI to scam ‘hundreds of thousands of victims’ sued by Google
TechCrunch 3h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Rent Was Cheaper Than This.
Original: Fire at California warehouse complex prompts evacuations as authorities fight blaze
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories