Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 7:00 PM UTC

Friday, June 12, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Casting Couch Now Hiring.
Original: Tracking who Trump is appointing to fill key administration roles
Washington Post Politics 5h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories