Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 PM UTC

Friday, June 12, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Iran Says No: Surprise.
Original: Middle East crisis live: Tehran would not cede control of Hormuz in deal with US, Iran state media report
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Another Sequel. Surprise.
Original: Pawan Kalyan Confirms ‘They Call Him OG 2,’ Shoot Set to Begin After November
Variety 2h ago
Teen Angst: Now With Existential Dread.
Original: Olivia Rodrigo’s Best ‘You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl So in Love’ Lyrics, From Wishing Her Ex Loved Her ‘Less’ to Not Settling for ‘A Guy With a Fake Job’
Variety 3h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories