Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 10:00 AM UTC

Friday, June 12, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Diplomacy: A Performance Review.
Original: Middle East crisis live: Iran says no final peace agreement reached, after Trump claims deal could be signed soon
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Lawyers: AI Lies, We Profit.
Original: Court Fury Arises When Attorneys On Both Sides Of Legal Cases Simultaneously Rely On AI Hallucinations
Forbes Business 3h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Art You Can Pretend To Understand.
Original: Charades, Diaphana Board ‘The Little Run,’ Julien Bisaro and Claire Paoletti’s Follow-Up to ‘Shooom’s Odyssey’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories