Original: Supreme Court rejects Alabama request for nitrogen gas execution
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Edition · 3:00 AM UTC
Friday, June 12, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Alaska election official threatens to disqualify Republican who shares name with Sen. Dan Sullivan
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: WATCH: Trump signs proclamation opening more protected ocean areas to commercial fishing
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Original: News Wrap: Apparent anti-Trump message etched into National Mall
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Original: Surveillance program set to expire as Congress rejects FISA extension
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Theker just raised $85M to build the factory robot that doesn’t specialize in anything
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Jeff Bezos’s Prometheus raises $12B to build an ‘artificial general engineer’ for the physical world
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Apple’s Camera Chief Thinks AI Can Give You Superpowers
Wired
3h ago
Original: Why You Might Already Own SpaceX Shares, Siri’s AI Makeover, and Knicks Owner’s Surveillance Machine
Wired
4h ago
Original: Amazon’s Echo Hub gets a customizable new look and Ring’s AI features
The Verge
5h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Middle East crisis live: Iran reportedly prevents tanker crossing strait of Hormuz as Trump claims peace deal to be signed ‘very soon’
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Australia news live: Matt Canavan says ‘good on One Nation’ for its fundraiser attacking Labor; national internet outages blamed on fibre provider
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Bosnia’s Esmir Bajraktarevic: Child of Srebrenica
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: White House shows off cage match arena as corruption lawsuit looms
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: On the ground in the Belfast riots - podcast
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Rocket Lab and these four stocks are joining the Nasdaq 100, with SpaceX waiting in the wings
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Why Drones Are Becoming The New Norm For Military Rescues
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: The Spreading, Game-Changing Technology To Avoid Killing Male Chicks
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Ariana Grande Blasts White House Over TikTok Post Using Her Song ‘Bye’
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: I’m 55 and earn $100,000. Should I take a $2,900 monthly pension — or $2,200 with 3% annual hikes?
MarketWatch
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Karn Evil 9’ in Development; Dystopian Sci-Fi Film Based on Emerson, Lake & Palmer Song Sets Isaac Ezban as Director (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Off Campus’ Team Warns Those Harassing Cast and Their Loved Ones “Will Be Removed” From Official Accounts
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Girl Group Le Sserafim Aims to Redefine Themselves on Latest Album ‘Pureflow Pt. 1’
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Psychological Drama ‘Crowbar’ Sets Cast: Patrick Walker, John Pyper-Ferguson and Emma Kenney Lead Jordan Tortorello’s Film (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘Adults’ Prequel Episode to Debut on Hulu Ahead of Season 2
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Ranking the fights: Who will steal the UFC show at...
ESPN
3h ago
Original: The win -- and moment -- now etched in Knicks lore...
ESPN
3h ago
Original: How did the Knicks win that game? The layers to an...
ESPN
3h ago
Original: From near death to World Cup hero - Jimenez's tears for Mexico
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: McTominay travels separately in Boston as precaution
BBC Sport
4h ago