Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 PM UTC

Thursday, June 11, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Toys for Big Boys.
Original: Police fire plastic bullets in effort to contain race riots in Northern Ireland
The Guardian World 1h ago
Congress Saves Us From… Oversight?
Original: Mike Johnson calls House vote to block Fisa spy powers extension ‘shameful and dangerous’ – US politics live
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Dreams Die, But Animation Lives.
Original: Brothers Behind Mexico’s First Stop Motion Feature ‘I Am Frankelda’ Were Told ‘We Should Quit Our Dreams’
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories