Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 4:00 PM UTC

Thursday, June 11, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Oil? He'll Take Anything.
Original: Trump threatens to take 'total control' of Iran's oil industry with major strikes
PBS NewsHour Politics 3h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories