Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 PM UTC

Thursday, June 11, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Privacy? They Sell That Too.
Original: Signal Alums Reveal ‘Encrypted Spaces,’ a System for Making Private Collaboration Apps
Wired 3h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Justice Delayed, Ratings Ensured.
Original: Supreme court to release opinions with major cases still to be decided before end of term – live
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories