Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 8:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, June 10, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Reality is negotiable, apparently.
Original: WATCH: Trump claims U.S. is taking 'millions of barrels' of oil out of Strait of Hormuz, calls inflation data 'great'
PBS NewsHour Politics 2h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Golden Age Horror? She Should Know.
Original: ‘Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen’ Star Camila Morrone on Soulmates, Superstition and the Golden Age of Horror Acting
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago
Family sitcoms: Turns out, people are flawed.
Original: Tim Allen Says ‘Home Improvement’ Reboot Is ‘Stuck’ Because of On-Screen Sons’ ‘Personality Problems’ in Real Life: ‘They’ve Got Their Own Issues’
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories