Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 3:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, June 10, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Money Talks, Democracy Yawns.
Original: 5 takeaways from the latest midterm primaries, with Platner's win and mixed results for Trump support
PBS NewsHour Politics 2h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Trump’s Legacy: Still Expensive.
Original: US inflation hits 4.2% in May as Trump’s Middle East conflict drives up prices - as it happened
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

$4 Fixes Cattle? Sure, Jan.
Original: Ranchers and vets say this $4 treatment for cattle will help them beat back flesh-eating screwworm
MarketWatch 2h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Dad Deserves Debt.
Original: This Todd Snyder and CB2 Drop Has Father’s Day Gift Ideas Starting at $12.95
Rolling Stone 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories