Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 7:00 AM UTC

Wednesday, June 10, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Nevada GOP: Own It.
Original: In Nevada, Trump's policies are making things tough for Republican Gov. Joe Lombardo
NPR Politics 1d ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Another Award For Existing.
Original: Lee Chang-Dong to Receive Malaysian Film Festival’s Lifetime Achievement Honor
Hollywood Reporter 1d ago
Comedy Still Dead.
Original: Anna Faris Reveals Melania Trump Joke Cut From ‘Scary Movie’
Hollywood Reporter 1d ago

Sports ★ 5 stories