Original: House passes $70 billion immigration enforcement funding through Trump’s term
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
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Wednesday, June 10, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: House approves labor-friendly bill with support from 20 Republicans
NPR Politics
4h ago
Original: How Maine Democrats view Platner's scandals and chances to oust Sen. Collins
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Original: New York's Penn Station to get $8 billion remodel with columns, sunlight and Trump's name
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Original: Bill Pulte 'deeply unqualified' to lead U.S. intelligence efforts, Jeffries says
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Google just fired a warning shot in the AI subscription price wars
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: I tried Siri AI, and so far it actually works
The Verge
4h ago
Original: How Justin Ernest invested nearly $500M into hot startups without a traditional VC fund
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: Great White Sharks Have Been in the Mediterranean Sea for Millions of Years—but Sightings Are Incredibly Rare
Wired
5h ago
Original: Congress just gave DHS another $70 billion
The Verge
6h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: Albanese says ‘we need to do more’ on house prices; Australia joins sanctions against ‘extremist settlers’ in West Bank
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Karmelo Anthony found guilty of murder and sentenced to 35 years
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Anti-immigration protesters in Belfast set bins and vehicles on fire amid unrest over knife attack – live
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: US strikes Iran in response to downing of helicopter, military says
BBC World
3h ago
Original: Prisoners in Western Australia are living in ‘cruel, inhuman or degrading’ conditions, report warns
The Guardian World
3h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Indonesia’s New Nickel Mining Rules Could Spark A Chinese Exodus
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Billionaire Tom Steyer Doesn't Make California Governor Runoff After $200 Million Campaign
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Super Micro stock plunges as $7 billion equity raise overshadows booming backlog
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: This stock-market strategy has cheap exposure to AI and points to an advantage for closed-end funds
MarketWatch
4h ago
Original: U.S. Bombs Iran After Helicopter Downed
Forbes Business
5h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Nick Reiner Seeks Release of Trust Funds to Pay for Legal Defense in Parents’ Murders
Variety
3h ago
Original: Art Directors Guild Claps Back at Martin Scorsese’s Promotion of AI Tool
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: The Pope and Bad Bunny Linked Up in Spain
Rolling Stone
3h ago
Original: ‘Toy Story 5’ Sparks a Nostalgia-Fueled Luggage Lineup From Away
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Gracie Abrams Was “Worried Feeling Secure” in Relationship With Paul Mescal Would Threaten Her “Drive to Write Music”
Hollywood Reporter
4h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Wemby condemns violence against Spurs fans
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Sources: Bengals restructure Burrow's contract
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Big 12 ADs hold call to vent over Sorsby ruling
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Brown: 'Extremely important' to get KAT involved
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Coach says Browns QB1 competition to continue
ESPN
3h ago