Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 10:00 PM UTC

Monday, June 8, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

VP Now Farms His Own Problems.
Original: Vance adds chicken coop to vice president's residence, along with a dozen baby chicks
ABC News Politics 2h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

Apple Now Sells Guilt.
Original: Apple’s new parental controls are for keeping Apple out of trouble
The Verge 1h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Justice For Whom? Live Nation Still Wins.
Original: Former DoJ Antitrust Attorneys Slam Live Nation-Ticketmaster Settlement: ‘It Is Deeply Troubling That the Antitrust Division Is Engaged in Selective Non-Prosecution of Political Allies’
Variety 1h ago
Diversity Points: Now With Added Scrutiny.
Original: Pod: Mindy Kaling on ‘Running Point’ and ‘Not Suitable for Work,’ and Serving — and Being Scrutinized by — the Indian-American Community
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories