Original: Hilton, Becerra lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
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Monday, June 8, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Xi and Kim express hopes for greater ties between China and North Korea
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Original: Fewer Americans say democracy is central to country's identity, AP poll finds
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Original: The red state, blue state divide is real. But it's driven by more than just politics
NPR Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Amazon now lets you design custom merch using AI
TechCrunch
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Original: WhatsApp says it caught new spyware attacks linked to NSO Group in violation of court order
TechCrunch
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Original: WWDC 2026: What to expect, from Siri’s highly anticipated revamp to Apple Intelligence and iOS 27
TechCrunch
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Original: Eero’s Pro 6E routers are down to their cheapest price yet in 2026
The Verge
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Original: Sam Bankman-Fried applies for a pardon from Trump
TechCrunch
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World ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump repeats claim that California election was rigged – US politics live
The Guardian World
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Original: Child phone nudity law could largely end online child sexual abuse if widely adopted, Jess Phillips claims - UK politics live
The Guardian World
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Original: Middle East crisis live: Iran announces end of attacks against Israel as Trump claims both sides want ‘immediate ceasefire’
The Guardian World
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Original: John Oliver on New College’s Maga takeover: ‘More about political posturing than students’ lives’
The Guardian World
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Original: Lebanon Latest: Israel pushes deeper as conflict escalates
Al Jazeera
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Social Security is looking at a $500-a-month cut. Could a new bipartisan commission make a difference?
MarketWatch
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Original: Will you be audited by Trump’s IRS? New data says there’s one group that can breathe a lot easier.
MarketWatch
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Original: How this traveler booked a $16,000 first-class Emirates flight for $400 — and you can, too
MarketWatch
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Original: The hiring recession is over — but landing a new job is much harder than it looks
MarketWatch
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Original: My golf buddy worked as a financial adviser. Here’s how I really knew his friendship was fake.
MarketWatch
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: These are the Best Father’s Day Gifts for Golfers, From Premium Polos to Smart Gadgets
Variety
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Original: Shawn Hatosy on Playing a Flirt on ‘The Pitt,’ Taking a Social Media Break and Embracing His Sex Symbol Status: ‘I Don’t Know How This Happened’
Variety
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Original: Nicholas Duvernay on ‘Not Suitable For Work’ and How ‘White Lotus’ Changed Things For Him
Hollywood Reporter
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Original: Edward Bluemel to Star in Young Hercule Poirot Series for BritBox, BBC
Hollywood Reporter
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Original: The Best Things We Saw At Gov Ball 2026
Rolling Stone
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: 'He's us -- except he's very good at basketball': ...
ESPN
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Original: Sciver-Brunt fails as England rejig batting order
BBC Sport
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Original: Film screenings, government hearings: New York wan...
ESPN
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Original: Wilkinson reveals Wales plane was hit by lightning
BBC Sport
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Original: Sorsby granted injunction, eligible to play in '26...
ESPN
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