Original: Rob Sand rallies with Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear as Democrats aim to flip Iowa governor seat
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Edition · 2:00 AM UTC
Monday, June 8, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: Hilton, Becerra lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: Trump rejects idea that Iran betrays his "no new wars" campaign message
NPR Politics
5h ago
Original: Graham Platner to take questions from Maine voters as he looks to stabilize Senate campaign
ABC News Politics
5h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: NASA will wear high-tech Prada long johns to the Moon
The Verge
6h ago
Original: Is this the dawn of the Tokenpocalypse?
TechCrunch
8h ago
Original: RIP Anthony Head: Our 10 favorite moments of Buffy's Giles
Ars Technica
9h ago
Original: The 7 biggest storylines from Summer Game Fest 2026
The Verge
10h ago
Original: Persona 6 exists, and that’s all we know
The Verge
11h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Middle East crisis live: Israel says it has struck targets in central and western Iran
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Australia news live: ‘We get the message,’ Plibersek says, after poll shows One Nation support surpassing Labor
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Richard Scolyer, cancer researcher and former Australian of the year, dies aged 59
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: How Mexican cartels turned South African farms into meth production hubs
Al Jazeera
3h ago
Original: Strong earthquake strikes southern Philippines with tsunami warnings issued
The Guardian World
3h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: U.S. stock futures mixed, oil prices surge as new attacks threaten the cease-fire with Iran
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Nvidia strikes a new memory-chip deal — but SK Hynix and Samsung shares are under heavy pressure
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: J.T. Poston Wins The 2026 Memorial Tournament After Two-Hole Playoff
Forbes Business
5h ago
Original: The Wegovy pill is still dominating the GLP-1 pill market
MarketWatch
5h ago
Original: AMA To Launch U.S. Campaign To Rebuild ‘Trust In Medicine, Science’
Forbes Business
6h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Liberation’ Wins Best Play, Marking First Win by American Woman in Close to 40 Years
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Pink Kicks Off 2026 Tonys With “Lady Marmalade” Parody Boasting Megan Thee Stallion, Neil Patrick Harris and Dylan Mulvaney
Hollywood Reporter
4h ago
Original: FCC Chair Says Scott Pelley Is “Completely Out of Touch” for Not Anticipating ’60 Minutes’ Firing
Hollywood Reporter
4h ago
Original: FCC Chairman Brendan Carr Slams Scott Pelley as ‘Completely Out of Touch’ For Claiming ’60 Minutes’ Firing Was a Surprise
Variety
5h ago
Original: 2026 Tony Awards Red Carpet: Billy Crystal, Queen Latifah, Cole Escola, More Stars
Hollywood Reporter
5h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: The Knicks solved their minutes puzzle just in tim...
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Team Norway poses in Viking-themed photo shoot ahe...
ESPN
5h ago
Original: Predicting how all 48 teams will do in the World C...
ESPN
6h ago
Original: Simulating the World Cup: Who did EA predict as wi...
ESPN
6h ago
Original: From golfing with Trump to the World Cup, Andrew G...
ESPN
6h ago