Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
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Monday, June 8, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Hilton, Becerra lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Trump rejects idea that Iran betrays his "no new wars" campaign message
NPR Politics
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Original: Graham Platner to take questions from Maine voters as he looks to stabilize Senate campaign
ABC News Politics
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Original: Iran launches missiles at Israel for first time since ceasefire
Washington Post Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: NASA will wear high-tech Prada long johns to the Moon
The Verge
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Original: Is this the dawn of the Tokenpocalypse?
TechCrunch
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Original: RIP Anthony Head: Our 10 favorite moments of Buffy's Giles
Ars Technica
1d ago
Original: The 7 biggest storylines from Summer Game Fest 2026
The Verge
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Original: Persona 6 exists, and that’s all we know
The Verge
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World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: Julia Gillard ‘disgusted’ by ‘ditch the witch’ ads targeting Victorian premier; One Nation ahead of Labor in new poll
The Guardian World
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Original: Middle East crisis live: Iran launches missiles towards Israel after Lebanon airstrikes
The Guardian World
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Original: Xi Jinping set to meet Kim Jong-un in North Korea, as China seeks to revitalise relationship
The Guardian World
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Original: Tony awards 2026: full list of winners
The Guardian World
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Original: 'No dead ends': What the Dutch can teach us about tackling youth unemployment
BBC World
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: The Wegovy pill is still dominating the GLP-1 pill market
MarketWatch
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Original: U.S. stock futures dip, oil prices surge as new attacks threaten the cease-fire with Iran
MarketWatch
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Original: AMA To Launch U.S. Campaign To Rebuild ‘Trust In Medicine, Science’
Forbes Business
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Original: Netflix’s ‘Teach You A Lesson’ May Be One Of The Best Dramas This Year
Forbes Business
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Original: NBA Finals Ticket Prices At MSG Cost More Than Most Super Bowls
Forbes Business
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: FCC Chairman Brendan Carr Slams Scott Pelley as ‘Completely Out of Touch’ For Claiming ’60 Minutes’ Firing Was a Surprise
Variety
1d ago
Original: 2026 Tony Awards Red Carpet: Billy Crystal, Queen Latifah, Cole Escola, More Stars
Hollywood Reporter
1d ago
Original: Tony Awards Winners 2026 (Updating Live)
Variety
1d ago
Original: Lawsuit Looks to Shut Down Donald Trump’s ‘UFC Freedom 250’ Fight
Variety
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Original: Where to Watch the 2026 Tony Awards Live Online
Hollywood Reporter
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Timberwolves howl in new uniforms, logo and courts...
ESPN
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Original: Team Norway poses in Viking-themed photo shoot ahe...
ESPN
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Original: The Knicks solved their minutes puzzle just in tim...
ESPN
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Original: Predicting how all 48 teams will do in the World C...
ESPN
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Original: Simulating the World Cup: Who did EA predict as wi...
ESPN
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