Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 PM UTC

Sunday, June 7, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Gerrymandering: It’s Local Now!
Original: First came Congress. Now a national redistricting battle may turn to statehouses and city councils
ABC News Politics 8h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Retiring? Just rob yourself again.
Original: ‘This would be a one-time event’: How can I take extra money from my 401(k) without triggering higher Medicare premiums?
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Festival Outraged a Dog Found It Funny.
Original: Tribeca Festival Condemns Palestinian ‘Dog Rape’ Joke Made on ‘The Wedding Entertainer’ Red Carpet: ‘Human Suffering Should Never Be Mocked’
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories