Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Edition · 11:00 AM UTC
Sunday, June 7, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Hilton, Becerra lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: First came Congress. Now a national redistricting battle may turn to statehouses and city councils
ABC News Politics
6h ago
Original: What to know about the ongoing protests and arrests outside a New Jersey detention center
ABC News Politics
12h ago
Original: U.S. attorney’s office in California announces probe into elections
Washington Post Politics
14h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Lauf eElja Electric Mountain Bike Review: Power Trip
Wired
1h ago
Original: Best Red-Light Therapy for Hair Restoration and Regrowth (2026)
Wired
1h ago
Original: How to Watch Apple’s WWDC 2026 Keynote—and What to Expect
Wired
2h ago
Original: JMGO’s N3 Ultimate projector is the new portable 4K champ
The Verge
5h ago
Original: Scientists ejected from diabetes conference for distributing journal reprints
Ars Technica
15h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Lammy told JD Vance his remarks about Henry Nowak were ‘wrong’ – UK politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Hegseth attacks Europe over migration with beach 'invasion' D-Day speech
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Huge crowds throng Madrid streets for Pope's open-air mass
BBC World
1h ago
Original: More than a million people join Pope Leo for outdoor Mass in Madrid
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: BA boss warns costly aviation taxes and rail tickets are stunting UK growth
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Yankees Rival Loses Pitcher To Sudden Retirement At Age 27
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Rays’ Coach Ozzie Timmons A Fixture With Tampa Spartans Baseball Family
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: The World’s Best Bourbon—According To The American Whiskey Commission
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: ‘He’s taking advantage of me’: My husband won’t sell his home so we can combine our finances and live in comfort. Am I unreasonable?
MarketWatch
4h ago
Original: The New Leadership Skill Nobody Taught In Business School
Forbes Business
5h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Dynamo vs Houdini’ Series Coming to Sky as Illusionist Retraces Legendary Magician’s Steps
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Ariana Grande Setlist: Every Song Played at ‘Eternal Sunshine’ Tour’s Opening Night in Oakland
Variety
6h ago
Original: Emotions Spill Over at Town Hall of Industry Workers Opposed to Paramount-WBD Merger: “It’s the Death of a Great American Industry”
Hollywood Reporter
10h ago
Original: ‘Mineshaft: The Cruising Murders’ Review: An Engrossing if Incohesive Dive Into William Friedkin’s Gay S&M Thriller and Its Surrounding Controversy
Hollywood Reporter
13h ago
Original: Olivia Rodrigo Reveals New Album Has Duet With the Cure’s Robert Smith Via Surprise Premiere for ‘What’s Wrong With Me’ at Primavera Sound
Variety
13h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Transfer rumors, news: UCL finalists Arsenal, PSG ...
ESPN
1h ago
Original: 'Another one!' Tongue strikes early as England close in on victory
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Messi rested & Leao sent off - pre-World Cup friendlies
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: France's Camavinga attends Harvard after World Cup omission
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Belief but work to do - Wales' two years under Bellamy
BBC Sport
3h ago