Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 5:00 AM UTC

Sunday, June 7, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Games Pretend to Matter.
Original: The first Story-Rich showcase was packed with narrative-driven games
The Verge 12h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Retirement Dreams: Now With Extra Fees.
Original: ‘This would be a one-time event’: How can I take extra money from my 401(k) without triggering higher Medicare premiums?
MarketWatch 7h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Teen Angst Gets Goth Makeover. How Novel.
Original: Olivia Rodrigo Reveals New Album Has Duet With the Cure’s Robert Smith Via Surprise Premiere for ‘What’s Wrong With Me’ at Primavera Sound
Variety 7h ago
Grateful He Got Paid Anyway.
Original: Scott Pelley Shows Appreciation for Supporters Following ’60 Minutes’ Firing: “Deeply Grateful”
Hollywood Reporter 7h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories

God Hates Golfers.
Original: Memorial third round suspended because of thunderstorms
BBC Sport 6h ago