Original: Trump pardons former GOP congressman convicted of insider trading
Washington Post Politics
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Saturday, June 6, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Hilton, Becerra lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Top Trump artificial intelligence adviser to leave the White House
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Hegseth warns of 'invasion' and 'dangerous ideologies' in D-Day anniversary speech
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: What to expect from WWDC 2026: Siri’s highly anticipated revamp and Apple Intelligence updates
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: The first Story-Rich showcase was packed with narrative-driven games
The Verge
2h ago
Original: GOG apologizes for emailing people Nazi symbols
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Sriram Krishnan is leaving his role as White House AI advisor
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: The cutest games from the Wholesome Direct 2026 showcase
The Verge
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: EuroMillions winner dies after suspected hit-and-run in Essex
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: ‘Unacceptable situation’: Minister cries foul as Jamaica suffers blackout
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Why are Armenia’s elections being so keenly watched abroad?
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Giant banquets rile radical left in France
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Despite new allegations, Maine’s Platner predicts voters will send him to Senate
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Tired of nausea or taking a GLP-1 pill every day? These experimental drugs could be better than Zepbound and Wegovy.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Most robo-advisers will never profit from Wall Street’s AI-generated stock picks
MarketWatch
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Original: You’re going to pay tax on RMDs — there’s no way around it. Or is there?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Kimi Antonelli Produces A ‘Magic Lap’ To Claim Pole For The Monaco Grand Prix. Here’s The Full Starting Grid
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: NBA Finals Tickets Surge To Nearly $10,000 After Knicks Take 2-0 Lead Against Spurs
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Michael J. Fox’s ‘Family Ties’ Emmy Win Changed the Record Books
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: See the Cure Unearth Deep Cuts at Primavera Sound Headlining Set
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Katie Holmes, Meg Ryan and Jodie Foster Support Female Filmmakers at Chanel Tribeca Festival Luncheon
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: From ‘Scream 2’ and ‘Monster’ to ‘Big Mistakes,’ How Laurie Metcalf Has Mastered the Art of the Complicated Mother
Variety
2h ago
Original: Grace Gummer on Her Emotional ‘Love Story’ Finale and Criticism From Caroline Kennedy’s Son Jack Schlossberg
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Russell perplexed by struggles having arrived in Monaco playing mind games
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Are the Spurs cooked? How the Knicks have slowed d...
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Time to panic in the Bronx? What Aaron Judge's inj...
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Vollering wins after Giro queen stage shortened
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Zverev, Cobolli face off in unexpected final. Who ...
ESPN
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