Original: Hilton, Becerra lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
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Saturday, June 6, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump pardons former Republican congressman convicted of insider trading
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Top Trump artificial intelligence adviser to leave the White House
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: The Supreme Court races to decide several explosive cases before its recess
NPR Politics
7h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: The Trump administration might take an equity stake in OpenAI
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Summer Game Fest 2026: All the news from gaming’s busiest week
The Verge
2h ago
Original: 4K Blu-rays are three for $33 ahead of Father’s Day
The Verge
3h ago
Original: The mayor of Shelbyville, Indiana, says only people who live in ‘shitty houses’ oppose data center
The Verge
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Original: Beyond Instagram: Introducing the next generation of social apps
TechCrunch
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: World Cup 2026: Can sub-Saharan Africa outdo noisy neighbours from north?
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Russian teenager Mirra Andreeva wins French Open to claim first Grand Slam
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Ministers may try to curb spread of misinformation during social unrest
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: ‘It’s like they’re kidnapped there’: families tell of distress over ‘inhumane’ ICE jail
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Pope Leo calls for leaders to reject polarisation as he begins Spanish tour
The Guardian World
3h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Don’t rule out a ‘June swoon’ — the S&P 500 is pushing its limits
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: This investing strategy digs deeper to find hidden stocks riding the AI wave
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Pete Hegseth Attacks Europe’s Immigration Policies In D-Day Anniversary Speech
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: From Heroic Wines To Seaside Hotels, Giglio Reinvents Itself
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Elton John Charts A New Top 10 Hit In America — With A Decades-Old Song
Forbes Business
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: How ‘Masters of the Universe’ Composer Daniel Pemberton Created the ‘Unashamedly Fun’ Theme — With the Help of Brian May’s Red Special Guitar
Variety
2h ago
Original: Nithya Raman Closes in on Spencer Pratt as Mayor Vote Count Becomes ‘Hills’-level Drama
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: How AMC Is Relaunching ‘Interview With the Vampire’ as ‘The Vampire Lestat’ — Complete With Rock Concert, Major Marketing Tie-Ins and 20 Original Songs
Variety
2h ago
Original: Box Office: ‘Scary Movie’ Starts Strong With $24.7 Million on Friday; ‘Masters of the Universe’ Takes Second With $11.7 Million
Variety
2h ago
Original: See Bruce Springsteen Play With Jon Bon Jovi, Public Enemy at Night Two of ‘Music America’
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Andreeva stymies Chwalinska, wins French Open
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Knicks survive Spurs rush for 2-0 NBA Finals lead
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Wemby rues costly turnover: 'This game was ours'
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Reports: NCAA rejects TTU's appeal for QB Sorsby
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Lightning's Vasilevskiy wins Vezina for 2nd time
ESPN
2h ago