Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 2:00 PM UTC

Saturday, June 6, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Hollywood Demands a Savior. Naturally.
Original: Kerry Washington and Tony Goldwyn on ‘Scandal’ Fans Telling Them to Run for President and Why Fitz and Olivia Are Still Together — and in Couples Therapy
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories