Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 5:00 AM UTC

Saturday, June 6, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Efficiency is patriotic now.
Original: Trump says he wants Pulte to further slash staffing at national intelligence office
PBS NewsHour Politics 4h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Africa: A Familiar Story.
Original: Ebola spread in central Africa could match 2014 record outbreak, US health officials say
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories