Original: Hilton, Becerra lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
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Friday, June 5, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: WATCH LIVE: Trump holds roundtable with farmers in Wisconsin
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: U.S. job market is strong, but many Americans still frustrated by prospects and rising prices
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: Trump's troop reversals in Europe could cost taxpayers millions, officials say
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Google will pay SpaceX $920M per month for compute
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: S&P 500 blocks fast SpaceX entry, won’t waive rule for unprofitable AI firms
Ars Technica
3h ago
Original: Gone in 60 minutes
The Verge
3h ago
Original: "We pissed off a lot of people": Giant data center plan cut 50% amid protests
Ars Technica
3h ago
Original: GroWell Cap Review: I Have Hair for the First Time in 15 Years
Wired
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Everest guide survived six-day ordeal by eating chocolate and 'chewing ice'
BBC World
2h ago
Original: Families clear rubble after overnight Israeli strikes in Gaza
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: California governor’s race remains too close to call as vote-counting continues
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Trump confirms telling Bill Pulte to fire intelligence community employees – live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Anthropic urges AI labs to pause, warns humans risk losing control
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: This hot new financial product has Wall Street spooked. What you should know before trying it out.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Oil Prices End The Week Lower On U.S.-Iran Diplomatic Moves
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: How this traveler booked a $16,000 first-class Emirates flight for $400 — and you can, too
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: An S&P 500 shake-up is moments away. These stocks could soon earn spots in the index.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Northern Lights Forecast: The Aurora Borealis May Be Visible In 10 States Friday Night
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Musicians’ Union Sues Major Labels for Artists’ Share of AI Song Generator Settlement Money
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Paramount Made Radical Changes to CBS Late Night and ‘60 Minutes.’ Will Advertisers Still Spend?
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘Everything on the Menu’ Host Braun Strowman Is “Looking Right Now” at a Return to Wrestling
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Zarna Garg Defends Performing at Riyadh Comedy Festival as “Ordained by Some Higher Power”
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Madonna to Release ‘Confessions II – The Film’ on YouTube Next Week
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Started at 30, now they're here: Inside the strenu...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: A pocket pair of 8s: Browns' Jared Verse, Dillion ...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Mowbray returns as Blackburn head coach
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: MLB post-hype check-in: What to make of former big...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Biggest takeaways from this week's MLB owners meet...
ESPN
2h ago